Jul 2013

Jul 27

what's wrong with performance-enhancing drugs?

The ultracynical part of me thinks we should just let athletes use performance-enhancing drugs. Yes, it might seriously maim or kill them, but that's what they're getting paid millions of dollars for anyway, to potentially wreck their bodies for our entertainment.

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Jul 29

i dreamt about the POTUS

So I should write this down before I totally forget: Last night I dreamt that me and Barack Obama got kidnapped by a couple of Filipino gangsters working for the Triad. (Don't ask me where Secret Service was.) We managed to outsmart the gangsters, but had to steal a limo to get away. For some reason no one recognized the POTUS at all.

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Jul 31

pissed off

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Jul 31

no vacation for you

I guess I'm not going to Santo Domingo, either.

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