tags: HHGttG

2001

January

2001 Jan 17
Before I Lay Me Down to Sleep

More Calvin and Hobbes. Crackers and script-kiddies. More music. Princesses and unicorns.

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April

2001 Apr 27
Average Wait Time—15 Minutes

Standing, stations, status….

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October

2001 Oct 10
Bits and Pieces

Totally random shit.

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2001 Oct 22
I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

TV really does rot your brain. Shouldn’t capitalism be subservient to democracy and not the other way around?

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November

2001 Nov 21
Fragged and Shagged

Bits and pieces of me keep passing out.

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2002

May

2002 May 1
Mayday, Mayday

A disjointed meditation at 3 a.m.

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June

2002 Jun 27
Typical Scenario

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again

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November

2002 Nov 4
Annum III in Exilio (What the Hell Am I Doing with My Life?)

Oh, no. Not again. (Very famous last words attributed to a bowl of petunias which I will quote again and again incessantly.)

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December

2002 Dec 21
The Longest Night

And all the world’s weight is on my back and I don’t even know why.

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2003

June

2003 Jun 5
Voices in My Head

Bits and pieces of me keep passing out. Random quotes and song lyrics that happen to be very appropriate commentary on my life. And, once again, I need to take a break, but, once again, I am probably not going to.

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July

2003 Jul 8
Rivalling Vogon Poetry

Keep the violins going, damn it.

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2005

September

2007

September

2007 Sep 11
doomed

Septembers have also been traditionally the month that I would start re-reading The Lord of the Rings. There is always something poignant about the ending of summer. It reminds me that it’s time to move on, and to fly towards the shadows of the unknown.

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2008

January

2008 Jan 12
lost in time and space

‘“Who am I? What am I up to? What have I achieved? Am I doing well?”’

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2015

August

2015 Aug 12
Advancing in a Different Direction

Retreat, hell! We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction.

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November

2015 Nov 13
To Boldly Go

The Internet was abuzz earlier this month with the announcement from CBS that they were working on a new Star Trek series as the flagship of their streaming service.

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2015 Nov 13
World Building Fails

As someone who has long aspired to write science fiction and fantasy short-stories and novels but who has instead spent hours upon hours on end inventing imaginary landscapes, countries, histories, and languages instead, I am wholly sympathetic with any advice that warns about the pitfalls of world-building.

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December

2015 Dec 29
Driving on Snot and Ice

This is essentially how the Jatravartids on Viltvodle VI celebrate their Winter Solstice #GloryToTheGreatGreenArkleseizure #BlessYou #TheGreatWhiteHandkerchiefWillComeAgainInGloryToJudgeTheLivingAndTheDead #HHGttG

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2016

January

2016 Jan 14
God's Final Message to His Creation

They rounded the foot of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, and there was the Message written in blazing letters along the crest of the Mountain. There was a little observation vantage point with a rail built along the top of a large rock facing it, from which you could get a good view. It had a little pay-telescope for looking at the letters in detail, but no one would ever use it because the letters burned with the divine brilliance of the heavens and would, if seen through a telescope, have severely damaged the retina and optic nerve.

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2016 Jan 19
Inspirational Quotes

What goes up must come down. Entropy wins in the end and you're gonna die.

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