There are spoilers ahead. You have been warned.

This is essentially how the Jatravartids on Viltvodle VI celebrate their Winter Solstice #GloryToTheGreatGreenArkleseizure #BlessYou #TheGreatWhiteHandkerchiefWillComeAgainInGloryToJudgeTheLivingAndTheDead #HHGttG

Surprisingly, there have been moments where I realize that being lost at sea isn't necessarily the most terrible thing in the world.

I read Barack Obama's speech and felt like I had to post it (originally on Politico.com):

I won't disagree with the notion that Western Imperialism has caused much evil (the plight of the Pakistani in the wake of Benazir Bhutto's assassination is yet another piece of evidence in that regard) but this monologue from Shakespeare still sends chills down my spine