I can't explain this, but autocorrect keeps wanting to change "Fleetwood" to "Fleetwookie".

Bewilderment spins mercilessly around my heart
weaves/binds/patterns/stitches, embedded like magical runes
threads of fate, minutest of imperfections becomes a message
that I cannot decipher, much less interpret

This idea was stolen shamelessly from this page that satirically insinuates that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is a thinly-veiled rewrite of The Lord the Rings. Being the Middle-Earth loser otaku that I am, I had to adjust a few plot points:

The sobig.f debacle. I can’t believe people actually trust their data with Windows.

Fixing the archive plugin for Blosxom. The right way to nest lists.

Styling unordered lists

I take back what I said about my interpolate plugin. Or rather, let me qualify what I said.

A plugin for Blosxom that makes it just a tad easier to use an XML editor to work on your templates.

A dream about chance, wagers, and Charles Bronson.

OK, I admit it. I’m a Julio Iglesias fan. Somehow, a few of his songs have gotten attached to some of my recurring dreams. And somehow Unreal City—this bizarre amalgam of L.A., Chicago, and NYC—keeps popping up in my dreams, too.