Given the recent headline about Ben Carson fabricating his acceptance to West Point, it seems silly to dwell on his other gaffes, but they amuse me and I have all these browser tabs open, so why not.

• Ben Carson: Egyptian Pyramids Built For Grain Storage, Not By Aliens Or As Tombs • 2015 Nov 4 • Nathan McDermott and Andrew Kaczynski • BuzzFeed News
• Archaeologists To Ben Carson: Ancient Egyptians Wrote Down Why The Pyramids Were Built • 2015 Nov 5 • Kristina Killgrove • Forbes
• Carson: ‘Secular Progressives’ Are Welcome To Ridicule Pyramid Theory • 2015 Nov 5 • Tierney Sneed • TPM Livewire