time machine for sale
(From my cousin <a href=http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=168884724&blogID=252744646&Mytoken=81CA045D-AC19-40AE-9094629B0A9D31E23647227” title=”myspace”>J™)
This reminds me of the Simpson’s Halloween Episode where Homer turns a toaster into a time machine, causing all sorts of havoc with causality.