Hmm. While it's true that most cases of viral acute gastroenteritis are caused by rotavirus, norovirus, enteric adenovirus, and astrovirus, influenza can totally cause GI symptoms.

Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, best known for trying to gouge patients with toxoplasmosis and Chagas disease as well as buying a Wu-Tang Clan album for $2 million, has been charged with securities fraud.

I never noticed until people started posting about "Star Wars" non-stop that Owen Lars claimed that Anakin Skywalker was a "spice freighter navigator".

I'm feeling disconnected and unreal.

Here it is, 1:30 a.m., and I need to wake up in 4 hours.