While this is the actual dialog between Charles Kelsey and the cop who shot him despite Kelsey being on the floor with his hands up (and the cop was allegedly trying to shoot an autistic man with a toy truck instead), I can't help but feel like this can apply to a lot of things that are done in or by this country.

Oliver Willis' chronicle of the Minaj-Swift War (between the Minajadeen and Swift Junta factions) is cracking me up.

It's been four(!) months since I started migrating my 14+ year old blog to a new domain and to a new blog engine and I am entertained by [some of the things I've forgotten][2]:

“You never saw Snape cast a Patronus, did you, Riddle?”

Help me! I broke apart my insides….

Instead of slamming the brakes into the ground. Nothing like the power of inertia.