Minaj-Swift War
Oliver Willis’ chronicle of the Minaj-Swift War (between the Minajadeen and Swift Junta factions) is cracking me up.
the minaj-swift war has gone on for so many yrs, people forget it started as twitter dispute. people didnt know abt the anaconda bomb then
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015the mtv peace accords nearly brokered a deal between minajadeen and swift junta in 2024, but open warfare soon broke out again.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015minajadeen exploded the anaconda bomb in the airspace over the swift junta-occupied midwest. those dumb bastards never had a chance.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015swift junta had the good luck to receive corporate backing from coke and keds. the corporate pipeline of cash kept them through the lean yrs
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015still, one cannot discount the advances and territory gained by the minajadeen at this time. historians call this "nicki's gambit"
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015yet swift junta bided their time. "1989" became their rallying cry. their reason for being. some have said it was almost cultlike.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015in interviews after the war, swift junta veterans reported a culture of indoctrination. "we were all star crossed lovers. all of us one."
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2015