The radio has been playing the shit out of “Too Good” by Drake featuring Rihanna.

(This is a cover since I don’t think the official video is on YouTube)

For the longest time, I had been mishearing the lyric “high as the expectations” as “hi-azy expectations”, like a portmanteau of “high” and “crazy”, which actually makes a lot of sense in context.

Also, I learned that “cock up your bumper” is a common idiom for anal penetration. #CaptainObvious

see also: - ““Love Yuh Bad”” by “Popcaan” • “Genius” - ““Cock Up Your Bumper”” by “Elephant Man ft. Big Tigger” • “AZLyrics”