Imagine an updated version of “Fight Club” where instead of blowing up buildings, Tyler Durden merely creats a botnet that automatically creats hundreds of billions of fake accounts with emojis in their nicknames based off stolen identities, and Project Mayhem’s only responsibility is to answer phones and pretend to be the people whose identities were stolen… (I think I may have thought too hard about this….)

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— Anna Marquardt (@ajlobster) May 24, 2016