Today is September 5435, 1993, according to the Eternal September Date Converter. In honor of 15 years of being September 1993, I think we ought to create a few more cryptically insulting acronyms/initialisms to keep up with the times.

In this day and age where most computer users have no idea what a man page is, I propose we retire RTFM and replace it with the following:

FGI

Google it

RTFWA

Read the Wikipedia article