mahiwaga

I'm not really all that mysterious

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From J™:

Your Score

5 - the Observer Thanks for taking the test !

you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka “The Thinker”).

“I need to understand the world”

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical, and insightful.

How to Get Along with Me

  • Be independent, not clingy.
  • Speak in a straightforward and brief manner.
  • I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts.
  • Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that I am feeling uncomfortable.
  • Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your sincerity.
  • If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place.
  • don’t come on like a bulldozer.
  • Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people’s loud music, overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy.

What I Like About Being a FIVE

  • standing back and viewing life objectively
  • coming to a thorough understanding; perceiving causes and effects
  • my sense of integrity: doing what I think is right and not being influenced by social pressure
  • not being caught up in material possessions and status
  • being calm in a crisis

What’s Hard About Being a FIVE

  • being slow to put my knowledge and insights out in the world
  • feeling bad when I act defensive or like a know-it-all
  • being pressured to be with people when I don’t want to be
  • watching others with better social skills, but less intelligence or technical skill, do better professionally

FIVEs as Children Often

  • spend a lot of time alone reading, making collections, and so on
  • have a few special friends rather than many
  • are very bright and curious and do well in school
  • have independent minds and often question their parents and teachers
  • watch events from a detached point of view, gathering information
  • assume a poker face in order not to look afraid
  • are sensitive; avoid interpersonal conflict
  • feel intruded upon and controlled and/or ignored and neglected

FIVEs as Parents

  • are often kind, perceptive, and devoted
  • are sometimes authoritarian and demanding
  • may expect more intellectual achievement than is developmentally appropriate
  • may be intolerant of their children expressing strong emotions

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy
Discover the 9 Types of People
Harper SanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

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You are not completely happy with the result?! You chose BZ

Would you rather have chosen:

  • AZ (THREE)
  • CZ (ONE)
  • BX (NINE)
  • BY (FOUR)

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Main Type
Overall Self
</table>Take Free Enneagram Personality Test
<table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee"border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2">
Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 44%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||| 48%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 48%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 65%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||| 63%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 61%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 42%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 54%
Your main type is 4
Your variant is self pres
</table> Take Free Enneagram Personality Test

Which, not surprisingly, all averages out in the end.

I took a similar test a while ago.

posted by Author's profile picture mahiwaga

this was unexpected (following j™'s via-trails)

The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need. Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely

Your exact male opposite: The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige. For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.”

AVOID
The Priss (DBLD), The Sonnet (DGLD)
CONSIDER
Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

posted by Author's profile picture mahiwaga

oh blessed sleep

So now my sleep-wake cycle is completely fucked. It was probably a poor idea to have that Frappucino with an extra shot of espresso.

I suppose it doesn’t really matter since I’m going to be working nights for the next two weeks anyway.

posted by Author's profile picture mahiwaga