OK fine. I am a whore. So sue me. (Although, technically, I’m not a whore since I haven’t been paid any money. Does anyone else remember that little chestnut? The difference between a whore and a ho? The latter does the same things, only they don’t get paid. No? OK. Maybe I made that up. These voices in my head really should just shut-up. Kidding. Kidding.)

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