I knew I should’ve written this down when I had the chance, but I was sleepy, the sun wasn’t even out yet, and my right flank hurt. (When I took a leak this morning, my urine came out all foamy. Hopefully I was just dehydrated.)

Anyway, I dreamt that I was walking down Green Bay Road in North Chicago, wondering if I could make it to Grand Ave in Waukegan, when a marauding bunch of marmosets crossed my path. It was an infestation. I don’t even know what a marmoset is, really. In my dream, they were a cross between a rabbit and a dog. The only reason I know that word, even, is because of an episode of Ren and Stimpy where Ren is raving and delirious. (Not the Space Madness episode. I know this is hopelessly vague. Well, it was a dream, after all.)

The other parts of the dream were equally strange, and probably more interesting, but unfortunately, I can’t remember them. Maybe it’ll come to me later.