Am I getting old or what? I have the entire weekend wide-open, and all I’m really fantasizing about is sleeping in until 3 p.m. every day.

Some random quotes that have made me chuckle to myself today:

I hope you do realize you’re served as a great role model… although you’ve had your days of being a complete jackass. — what my little sister wrote in a birthday card to me

I’ll deal with that problem later. — symptoms and signs of a bizarre love triangle/quadrangle/pentagram