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How to Remain Anonymous if You Win the Lottery

In case you need legal/financial advice on how to maintain your anonymity if you happen to have split the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot with two other people.

How To Remain Anonymous If You Win The $1.5 Billion Powerball Lottery • 2016 Jan 12 • Robert Pagliarini • Forbes

The Multi-State Lottery Association, which runs the Powerball Lottery, explicitly states that there are only five states in which you have the legal right to remain anonymous.

To summarize:

  1. Set up a claiming trust, to which the winning ticket is assigned, and to which the lottery winnings will be paid.
  2. Set up an LLC. Make the LLC the grantor of the claiming trust.
  3. Set up a bridge trust. Once the lottery winnings are paid into the claiming trust, transfer them to the bridge trust.
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Bad Investment Advice

It would have cost ~$584 million to buy every possible combination of numbers in the Powerball lottery.

What If You Bought All 292 Million of the Possible Powerball Combinations? • 2016 Jan 13 • Andy Kiersz • The Atlantic

If you had done that, you would be splitting the $1.5 billion jackpot from January 13 four ways. (There are three winners, one from California, one from Florida, and one from Tennessee.)

2016 Jan 14 • Charles Riley, Sara Sidner, Tina Burnside • CNN Money

The cash value for the jackpot would be $930 million. So you’d only get $232.5 million, leaving you ~$350 million in the hole.

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Cry Havoc

So in the course of converting some of my old blog posts to YAML+Markdown (and adding more tags to them) I found myself wondering what the adjectival form of “havoc” would be.

  • havocic
  • havocalic
  • havocative
  • havocational
  • havocasual (h/t John B.)
  • havoc[k]y (h/t John B.)
  • havocological (h/t Alex S.)

I suppose I could always use the gerundive “havocking”

Also, the phrase “cry havoc” is derived from Old French “crier havot” so that makes “havotic”, “havotive”, and similar derivations feasible.


I also stumbled upon a word that’s new to me: “chance-medley”, which Merriam-Webster lists as a synonym for “havoc”.

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Polymorphism

It occurs to me that people who disdain nouning verbs and verbing nouns are probably the same people who insist on explicit static typing.

No nouning! • 2009 Jun 20 • Arnold Zwicky’s Blog

Fun: You’ve Seen the Adjective, Now Read the Adverb! • 2006 Jun 16 • Geoffrey K. Pullum • Language Log

Buckets, Boxes, and Bags • 2009 Jul 1 • Literal-Minded

Adverbing, verbing, and adjectiving • 2014 Nov 5 • Geoffrey K. Pullum • Language Log

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Requiescas in Pace, Alan Rickman

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

This has been a bad week in the U.K.

And I know it was generally an ill-regarded film and that Stephen Moore is the more canonical portrayal of the character, but I still think he was perfect for Marvin the Paranoid Android.

I realize that Millenials will remember him most for being Professor Severus Snape, but I will always remember him for playing Hans Gruber, and I’m not sure I can still laugh watching him fall to his death in “Die Hard”.

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Etymology of Element Names

Reading about Poul Anderson’s treatise on atomic theory written entirely in Anglo-Saxon-derived words (entitled “Uncleftish Beholding”) got me thinking about the etymology of various element names.

Strontium is derived from the town of Strontian in Scotland, which is derived from Scottish Gaelic Sròn an t-Sìthein, meaning “nose of the fairy hill”. (Incidentally, the sídhe are who the Star Wars Sith are derived from. Also, the Sithi from Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn by Tad Williams and the Aes Sedai from The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan)

Sodium is derived from soda which is supposedly derived from [suwwad]10 meaning “saltwort”.

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God's Final Message to His Creation

They rounded the foot of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, and there was the Message written in blazing letters along the crest of the Mountain. There was a little observation vantage point with a rail built along the top of a large rock facing it, from which you could get a good view. It had a little pay-telescope for looking at the letters in detail, but no one would ever use it because the letters burned with the divine brilliance of the heavens and would, if seen through a telescope, have severely damaged the retina and optic nerve.

They gazed at God’s Final Message in wonderment, and were slowly and ineffably filled with a great sense of peace, and of final and complete understanding.

Fenchurch sighed. “Yes,” she said, “that was it.”

They had been staring at it for fully ten minutes before they became aware that Marvin, hanging between their shoulders, was in difficulties. The robot could no longer lift his head, had not read the message. They lifted his head, but he complained that his vision circuits had almost gone.

They found a coin and helped him to the telescope. He complained and insulted them, but they helped him look at each individual letter in turn, The first letter was a “w”, the second an “e”. Then there was a gap. An “a” followed, then a “p”, an “o” and an “l”.

Marvin paused for a rest.

After a few moments they resumed and let him see the “o”, the “g”, the “i”, the “s” and the “e”.

The next two words were “for” and “the”. The last one was a long one, and Marvin needed another rest before he could tackle it.

It started with an “i”, then “n” then a “c”. Next came an “o” and an “n”, followed by a “v”, an “e”, another “n” and an “i”.

After a final pause, Marvin gathered his strength for the last stretch.

He read the “e”, the “n”, the “c” and at last the final “e”, and staggered back into their arms.

“I think,” he murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, “I feel good about it.”

The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.

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